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baronfulmen
creature-wizard

Check your conspiracy theory. Does it sound anything like this?

  • There is an ancient global conspiracy plotting to create a one world government.
  • The one world government will be headed by a single leader.
  • The conspiracy intends to make everyone follow a religion it created.
  • The conspiracy is trying to destroy all true religion/spirituality.
  • The conspiracy deliberately stirs up conflict and starts wars.
  • The conspiracy deliberately does whatever it can to confuse, exhaust, and demoralize the people.
  • The conspiracy creates and/or manipulates art and entertainment to control and brainwash the masses.
  • Liberal politics (EG, religious tolerance, equality) are part of the conspiracy.
  • Communism and collectivism are part of the conspiracy.
  • The conspiracy manipulates the economy to our detriment.
  • The conspiracy wants to do away with the gold standard.
  • The conspiracy wants to do away with the free market.
  • The conspiracy intends to tax the rich, which is bad because taxes are just legal theft.
  • Teaching people about the mistakes and atrocities committed by governments is part of the conspiracy.
  • The conspiracy creates new religions and spiritual movements to further their agendas.
  • All secret societies (EG, Freemasonry) are part of the conspiracy.
  • Presidents are manipulated puppets of the conspiracy.
  • The conspiracy manipulates anyone with a high political position.
  • The conspiracy grooms world leaders.
  • Agents of the conspiracy are planted everywhere, in all levels of society.
  • The conspiracy kills anyone who might expose their plans in ways that no one would suspect are actually murder.
  • The conspiracy follows/uses the Kabbalah.

Literally all of these were claimed in The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, an antisemitic hoax created by the Okhrana. It was used by Nazi Germany to justify the Holocaust, and today it still serves as the blueprint for most conspiracy theories - even if modern conspiracy theorists try to hide it, downplay it, or rationalize it with another, equally absurd conspiracy theory.

baronfulmen

I've been telling people for ages now, it's virtually guaranteed that if you dig into it enough any given conspiracy theory will turn out to be antisemitic no matter how harmless or silly it first appears.

kazard
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bogleech

This is fascinating and I love the part with the mushrooms and the worms if this really works but my favorite part is that we spent decades like “oh no....oil is soaking into fur and feathers....if only we had something that could soak up all this oil”